They walk in, not sure what this could be for, and the person at the counter hands this lovely piece of paper over to them MUAHAHAHA.
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2pk Stress Boobs - Squeeze Boobies Feels Real! Adult Novelty Breast Man Toy Gift. These are sure to help with “getting a Breast of your stress!”. Durable to squeeze when stressing out or fun to juggle with.
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Slow rising 3.63", vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift.
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With its cheeky design, it's perfect for breaking the ice or adding a dash of humor to any gathering.
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Grab hold of the hilarious and oddly satisfying Stress Breasts from Hott Products. Stress Breasts – Squeeze Toy for Instant Stress Relief by Hott Products. Great for bachelor parties, office pranks, or anyone in need of a lighthearted distraction.
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The Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen a sensory delight.
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Expect to receive lotions, toys and bedroom accessories to ensure quality and spice in the bedroom. Mystery Pleasure Box™ kit is unrivaled for value, selection, and hot steamy fun! We custom hand make these kits per order.
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People who have everythingDesigned as a luxury art object, this sleek aluminum can explores the idea of water before a million years before humans— refined, balanced, and intentionally understated, for water conassours.
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The pill bottle is made of high-quality plastic and is designed to look like a real prescription pill bottle. Inside, you'll find a hilarious joke card that's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.
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1950’s Vintage STIFFERIN Erotic BOTTOMS UP Tradecard Adult Novelty Risque, 6.25" tall
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STRESS BALLS - Squeeze Testicles Feels Real! Man Ball Sack Adult Novelty Toy. Squeeze those crown jewels! Quality item! This stress ball sack is non-toxic, gel filled. Balls have a very realistic skin tone and nipple detailing.
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Have a little fun at your next party event with Big Boobie Balloons! These blow up party balloons look and "almost feel" like your squeezing the real thing!and will be sure to "Blow Up" any party you unleash them on!
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Boobies, Boobs, Hooters, Breasts. whatever you call them they RULE! Each order placed is for one "Stress Breasts". Makes a great gag gift. This is the ultimate stress reliver! We're here to help.
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1 “Grow Your Own Pole Dancer Stripper” 💃✨. 🎉 Gag gifts. Makes a hilarious gift ✅. ✅ When you're done, leave her out and she shrinks back to the original size so you can reuse her again! We're here to help.
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