They walk in, not sure what this could be for, and the person at the counter hands this lovely piece of paper over to them MUAHAHAHA.
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Each order placed is for one "Stress Bum". Squeeze that booty! Quality item! This stress butt is non-toxic, gel filled. Squeeze those Cheeks and feel uplifted as you de-stress yourself with this beautifully designed and funny Stress Squeezer.
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Have a little fun at your next party event with Big Boobie Balloons! These blow up party balloons look and "almost feel" like your squeezing the real thing!and will be sure to "Blow Up" any party you unleash them on!
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2pk Stress Boobs - Squeeze Boobies Feels Real! Adult Novelty Breast Man Toy Gift. These are sure to help with “getting a Breast of your stress!”. Durable to squeeze when stressing out or fun to juggle with.
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1981 "This is a Stick-Up!" Retro Novelty Gag Gift The Gag: This classic 1980s "adult" joke features a box with a masked robber shouting "This is a Stick-Up!"—but the surprise inside is a phallic rubber novelty that literally "sticks up" when opened. A quintessential piece of 80s kitsch and "lowbrow" humor. Condition: Excellent vintage condition. The box graphics are sharp with minimal shelf wear for being 45 years old. The internal rubber novelty is [mention if it's still soft/flexible or firm] Perfect For: Collectors of 1980s memorabilia, vintage magic/joke shop items, or as a hilarious "over-the-hill" or bachelor party gift.
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Grab hold of the hilarious and oddly satisfying Stress Breasts from Hott Products. Stress Breasts – Squeeze Toy for Instant Stress Relief by Hott Products. Great for bachelor parties, office pranks, or anyone in need of a lighthearted distraction.
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1950’s Vintage STIFFERIN Erotic BOTTOMS UP Tradecard Adult Novelty Risque, 6.25" tall
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The pill bottle is made of high-quality plastic and is designed to look like a real prescription pill bottle. Inside, you'll find a hilarious joke card that's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.
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The product is a novelty coin designed for adults, featuring a funny heads or tails design that adds a touch of humor and surprise during party gatherings. The coin is made of a gold color, making it a unique and collectible item for those who appreciate a good gag gift. Perfect for adding a playful twist to any celebration or as a fun icebreaker to start a party with a chuckle. 49
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Expect to receive lotions, toys and bedroom accessories to ensure quality and spice in the bedroom. Mystery Pleasure Box™ kit is unrivaled for value, selection, and hot steamy fun! We custom hand make these kits per order.
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Get ready to create hilarious reactions with the3x Liquid Fart Spray Stink Bomb ! Easy to use, compact, and highly effective, it's a must-have gag gift for prank lovers. Easy spray application.
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The 10 Disposable Bullshit Brown Paper Bags by Cal-Themes are perfect for pranks and practical jokes at parties. These BS bags feature a humorous theme of advertising, making them a fun and entertaining addition to any party supplies collection. With a brown color and a quantity of 10, these gag gifts are sure to bring laughter and entertainment to adults aged 18 years and older. Made in the United States, these novelty items are sure to be a hit at any gathering. From 1979 and still in the package. Awesome vintage prank gift. See photos
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Looking for a hilarious prank that gets instant reactions?. Shock Pen Prank – Funny Electric Shock Joke Pen – Novelty Gag Gift. ✔ Harmless Shock Prank – Gives a quick, safe electric buzz for fun reactions.
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STRESS BALLS - Squeeze Testicles Feels Real! Man Ball Sack Adult Novelty Toy. Squeeze those crown jewels! Quality item! This stress ball sack is non-toxic, gel filled. Balls have a very realistic skin tone and nipple detailing.
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Contents: Includes the original plastic catapult and projectile. Classic Retro Graphics: Features a bold, stylized illustration typical of 1960s-70s adult novelties.
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