They walk in, not sure what this could be for, and the person at the counter hands this lovely piece of paper over to them MUAHAHAHA.
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STRESS BALLS - Squeeze Testicles Feels Real! Man Ball Sack Adult Novelty Toy. Squeeze those crown jewels! Quality item! This stress ball sack is non-toxic, gel filled. Balls have a very realistic skin tone and nipple detailing.
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Boobies, Boobs, Hooters, Breasts. whatever you call them they RULE! Each order placed is for one "Stress Breasts". Makes a great gag gift. This is the ultimate stress reliver! We're here to help.
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Makes a great gag gift. Don’t show your Mother (She will probably want it!). This is the ultimate stress reliver woman if your man is acting up! Each order placed is for one "Stress Willy!". Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn!
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Each order placed is for one "Stress Bum". Squeeze that booty! Quality item! This stress butt is non-toxic, gel filled. Squeeze those Cheeks and feel uplifted as you de-stress yourself with this beautifully designed and funny Stress Squeezer.
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Grab hold of the hilarious and oddly satisfying Stress Breasts from Hott Products. Stress Breasts – Squeeze Toy for Instant Stress Relief by Hott Products. Great for bachelor parties, office pranks, or anyone in need of a lighthearted distraction.
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The product is a uniquely designed toilet paper featuring 4 rolls with the image of Donald Trump printed on each roll. This fun novelty item serves as a humorous political gag gift, perfect for parties and adding a touch of art-themed decor to any bathroom. Manufactured in China, this unique bathroom tissue is a fun and playful addition to enhance any party or political gathering for adults aged over 18 years old.
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Expect to receive lotions, toys and bedroom accessories to ensure quality and spice in the bedroom. Mystery Pleasure Box™ kit is unrivaled for value, selection, and hot steamy fun! We custom hand make these kits per order.
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The Pecker Pin is an adult novelty toy from Pipedream Products, perfect for use as a party gag or trick in a bachelorette party setting.
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Big Daddy Driver The Weed Whacker Golf Club Gag Gift Novelty Toy -The club has been tested and works!! Requires 6 AA batteries not included.
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The Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen a sensory delight.
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The pill bottle is made of high-quality plastic and is designed to look like a real prescription pill bottle. Inside, you'll find a hilarious joke card that's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.
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QUANTITY 1= ONE COMPLETE SET ( 2 RIMS + 2 WHITEWALL RINGS + 8 SCREWS ). • 2 whitewall rings (use them or not, your preference ). Want your trash can drippin in sauce and rollin on Ds???. Give your trash can or recycling bin the upgrade it deserves with these custom 3D-printed decorative wheel covers.
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Contents: Includes the original plastic catapult and projectile. Classic Retro Graphics: Features a bold, stylized illustration typical of 1960s-70s adult novelties.
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Have a little fun at your next party event with Big Boobie Balloons! These blow up party balloons look and "almost feel" like your squeezing the real thing!and will be sure to "Blow Up" any party you unleash them on!
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Each order gets you5 boxes of classicBooby Trap Strings. 💥 Inside each box has 12 strings 💥 that’s60 total strings of LOUD, SNEAKY FUN! No tech skills needed — just pull, pop, and LAUGH. Just pull the string or rig it behind a door or a cabinet, and wait for your unsuspecting victim to get.
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