Wet From Birth by The Faint

Pros: Of course.

Cons: Of course not.

The Bottom Line: I got nothing.

Review: Recently, I got a job working at a tiny little music store that's been there for twenty-five years without anyone noticing. The reason nobody cares about this music store is because it carries albums that absolutely nobody has ever heard of, except ...

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The Bottom Line: Subversive, sinister, and almost impossible to get out of your head

Review: I notice my toes are tapping. I stare at them fixedly, then glance around the room. I close my eyes, listen intently. Nothing. Not the slightest hint of music. But there go my toes, tapping away. That’s because somewhere, in the back of my mind, ...

Pros: Excellent dance rock

Cons: only 10 songs

The Bottom Line: Buy this album. It's very fun dance music and wonderful lyrically.

Review: The Faint. A band that I only recently discovered when i read an article about them. You wouldnt believe that these guys were from Omaha, Nebraska, because they've obviously made it onto the big city dance club scene and if they havent, thats just messed ...

Pros: Intense, catchy tunes

Cons: Downright embarrassing at times

The Bottom Line: The Faint is a band of extremes, and "Wet From Birth" perfectly captures what they're about

Review: I'm seeing this band live in a few days; this will be my second time doing so. I suppose I should be ashamed to admit that, but I can't bring myself to dislike the Faint, despite their legions of obnoxious scene-kid fans, despite the breathtaking ...

Pros: They're still planted in dance territory, but feature a more aggressive edge this time around.

Cons: Short. Somewhat repetitive-sounding.

The Bottom Line: Given the length of the gaps between successive albums, each new records appears to be approaching Weezer-esque proportions, i.e. puny.

Review: Indie kids are like other kids in that they enjoy having sex and attending parties. They are different however, in the sense that sex is only interesting if performed say, in a cold room, on an unadorned floor, and possibly with someone they just met. If ...