Tick tock, tick tock, click, clunk

Never before had I tasted toast like this, this was evidently toastmaster toast. I wondered how I could justify spending so much on a toaster, I pondered and pondered. I realised that if I was to convince myself that toast was my favourite food I could justify it, I then left for the store. I then found out, on making my first piece of toast, why it was so expensive. The toaster begins... tick tock tick tock then a click - clunk. The toast jumps from the toaster covered in toastmaster magic, it leaps to the butter picks up a knife and butters itself.

It is a sight to behold I tell the.