Great Life Lessons

I was 15 years old when Garp and Irving entered my life and they taught me many things that will hopefully, never be forgotten.

Life lessons in no particular order:
1. Don't have sex with your kids babysitter.
2. Don't have sex with a coworker.
3. Don't have sex with a partner outside your marriage.
4. Vienna is an interesting place to visit.
5. Extreme wacko feminists that hate men are just plain stupid and have major problems requiring a lifetime of psychotherapy.
6. Tran-sexuals are human and need love too.
7. Life is precious.
8. Learn forgiveness and bestow often.
9. Love and hug your children everyday as if your and their lives depended upon it.
10. Always consider the unintended consequences of your actions.
11. Life is short.
12. Anything is possible.
13. Bad things happen to good people.
14. There are two sides to every story.
15. Try to remember to cover your ears if ever attacked by a vicious dog.

If you ever feel like entering the world and doing things that might be perceived as morally reprehensible, read this book and live vicariously through its characters.

The characters are so outrageously flawed that you will read with dread, amusement, and ultimately find yourself laughing out loud. The unique plot will absolutely pull you in, meander in countless ways, and leave you breathless and wanting more.