Sweetest Thing

Pros: The gals are pretty!

Cons: It's not MY fault that's the only good thing about this film.

The Bottom Line: I expected this one to be nothing more than entertaining piffle and was stunned when I saw one of the worst movies of the year.

Review: Men, hang around with your female friends long enough and you'll inevitably hear them mention how "women are SO much raunchier than men; they just do it more discretely". As someone who's known his fair share of "candid females", I'd generally agree...

Pros: Diaz, Applegate, Blair...and Thomas *oh baby* Jane.

Cons: Some folks might be put off by the humor... heh.

The Bottom Line: The Bottom Line could tie its tits around its waist and use 'em as a belt.

Review: I have a very warped sense of humor. I like things which fall under the heading Crude, Lude, and Socially Unacceptable... most of the time. I mean, it has to also be funny. To put this into a bit of perspective for you, I am one of the few...

Pros: A true romance movie - it shows just how people can change their ways.

Cons: Christina Applegate looks so old...

The Bottom Line: It IS a good movie, but you have to be interested in romantic comedies to really enjoy it.

Review: This movie must have came straight from the heart of the writer. It somewhat has a hidden message behind it, stating that no matter what your life is like, if you are in control, you can change it in a heartbeat. That's exactally what Cameron Diaz...

Pros: humorous, good acting

Cons: too sexual, not my type of movie, not for children

The Bottom Line: This was humorous, but the sexual aspects of it were way too over the top.

Review: The sweetest thing is definetely not for children of any age group whatsoever. There is wasy too much sexual content and humor. In some aspects the movie isn't very good, but in others it is quite humorous, well it would be humorous for people of...

Pros: Selma Blair, Jason Bateman (yep, that Jason Bateman)

Cons: 15 words ain't gonna cover it.

The Bottom Line: A movie that never figures out what it wants to be and suffers badly from its tonal indecision. (i.e. it's not very good.)

Review:

Most bad movies often seem to know that they are, infact, bad movies. And I'm all game for a bad movie now and then, especially one that relishes in its inherent badness and at least milks that for a few laughs. Unfortunately, The...

Pros: You get to see the "other side" of women's conversations.

Cons: Humor is forced at many times.

The Bottom Line: Don't go see this movie. Funny but more annoying than anything.

Review: Alright, so I was given advance screening passes to this movie last Tuesday. I had been wanting to see this movie, so I took my friend and we went to see it for free! Let's just say I'm glad I didn't waste my money on it.

When I saw the...

Pros: You get to see the "other side" of women's conversations!

Cons: Humor is forced at many times.

The Bottom Line: Don't go see this movie. Funny but more annoying than anything.

Review: Alright, so I was given advance screening passes to this movie last Tuesday. I had been wanting to see this movie, so I took my friend and we went to see it for free! Let's just say I'm glad I didn't waste my money on it.

When I saw the...

Pros: Excellent production values, good performances, highly entertaining

Cons: You can't bring your kids or your parents to see it.

The Bottom Line: An above average sex comedy on par with Animal House and Sex and the City. Get the Unrated DVD version.

Review: THE SWEETEST THING is an "adult" comedy .... which really means it's more of a sophomoric sex comedy. Just in time. THE SWEETEST THING may be this generation's ANIMAL HOUSE.

Some reviewers didn't care for this flick. I suppose they were...

Pros: Attractive people

Cons: In the running for worst film of 2002

The Bottom Line: Yuck. How's that for a bottom line?

Review: The rule of thumb with a screenplay is that one page equals one minute of screen time. Your typical Hollywood script runs between 90 pages and 120. So it's not like a producer doesn't know they they don't have enough script to become a movie. And if...

Pros: This movie shows realistic scenes and oppertunities.

Cons: Cameron Diaz doesn't truly act in a passionate way.

The Bottom Line: This is just another Cameron Diaz kind of movie!

Review: This movie stars Cameron Diaz, who finds a man who she thinks she has a chance with in a true-love kind of way. She lets this man fall away and then realizes her big mistake. She continues searching through cities with her friend, trying to find...