Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Pros: Great chase scenes and action, a little creepy at times, Zellweger and McConaughey.

Cons: This film evolves around the word "Stupidity", script is awful and most acting.

The Bottom Line: Next Generation? I don't think so.

Review: There comes a time in any horror series or any series for this matter, a sequel is bound to happen. Some are rarely successful while most of them are utter failures. This is definitely the case for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series. None of them...

Pros: It's not a long movie

Cons: Everything else

The Bottom Line: Wrong Turn is like an academy award winner compared to this one.

Review: What happens when you throw a couple of big Hollywood names in a B-grade horror flick that's just screaming for attention? Pretty much the same thing you'd get with similar B-grade trash without the 'star power'. As the name implies, there is no...

Pros: Matthew McConaughey, Renee Zellweger (before they were stars!) and of course, Leatherface!

Cons: If you don't like B-movies don't gripe about it!

The Bottom Line: Renee makes wonderful prey while Matt is creepy, evil and hilarious!

Review: I'm always a fan of the B-movie. I can't stand when someone does a review of a B-film and they totally pick it apart. For crying out loud IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BAD! Yet even when a crew goes out of their way to make a bad one, brilliance can still...

Pros: None.

Cons: Ridiculous movie, with no redeeming qualities.

Review: Leatherface has always been one of the more scary, imposing, gory, terrifying of the horror movie psychos. When I was little I often had nightmares about the man wielding a chainsaw, wearing a mask of flesh. That is why it pained me so much to see...

Pros: it ends.

Cons: They made it at all.

Review: ...let me count the ways.

And a big THANKS to Roger.

Well who the hell is Roger? Roger is my pal, colleague, and really my brother who I love very dearly.. but he is the WORST person in the universe to channel surf with. You see,...

Pros: Decent production values

Cons: Aimless, moronic, recycled story; irritating performances

The Bottom Line: If you're a masochist, you may have some use for this

Review: It's difficult to imagine what Kim Henkel was thinking when he wrote, produced and directed this; I feel embarrassed just to have watched it. Initially (barely) released in 1994 as "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to outspoken disgust...

Pros: Fills the trash can up nicely

Cons: I can't believe I bought this movie with out first watching it!

Review: This movie was the biggest joke I believe that has ever been made. It was boring, rediculus and flat out stupid. I can't believe they got money to make this movie. The plot is totally repulsive and makes absolutely no sense. The characters are air...

Pros: Matthew M., that's all.

Cons: Plot, acting, script, theme, terror (non-existent), and so much more..

The Bottom Line: Confusing...because it is.

Review: I honestly don't even know where to start with this one. I don't even believe that there are words that can describe my confusion right about now. Oh wait, I got one:
CRAP.

Yes indeedy, crap describes it well. But that doesn't...

Pros: Some big names of the silver screen

Cons: I think I might have actually lost a few brain cells watching this movie...

The Bottom Line: Don't bother torturing yourself by sitting in front of the tube for the 94 minutes this film will waste of your life.

Review: A friend of mine recently brought over his collection of movies to watch on a rather dull evening. I chose to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation only for the fact that I have never seen any of the movies in the series. Believing the...

Pros: Ummm...

Cons: Wow, where do I begin, eh?

Review: The most common reaction by your average Joe who has just suffered through TCM: TNG is usually "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?" This film sucks worse than a cheap hooker. Filmed as "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (the end credits still...