JED P. FUDDPLUCKER'S REVUE OF HIS COUSIN SHREK'S MOOVIE

I are back. Mike.Holmes thinks I are crazy to revue a moovie that 158 peeple have dun revued but I reely related to Mr. Shrek. He reminds me of a cousin of mine from the Ozarka area in Arkansaw. I are colorblind as well as being a lefthanded falter ego, but I wood sweer that Shrek were green. My cousin is green cuz he's always swallerin' his chooin' tobaccy.

Anyhoo, this here wuz one of the funniest moovies I've ever seen. The part of Shrek wuz played by the voise of Mike Myers who is always funnylike. He don't like nobody but hisself and his swamp but this funny dunkey kinda forces hisself into bein' frends with Shrek. Shrek is not wot you'd call reel hansum cuz asides bein'green, he's uglier than a mud fince and he calls hisself an oger. All the townfolk neer him are afeered of him sumthin' alful but he 'splains to the dunkey (voice of Eddie Murphy) that ogers is like onions and jist full of layers.

Thar is a reel mean king in the kingdum what is a midget and he throws out all of the storybook caractors into Shrek's swamp. Shrek don't take kindly to this and goes to see the king during a big Nights of the Round Tablet contest to see who is goin' to resque a princess. Shrek ends up goin' on the trip with dunkey.

Whar the princess lives is a grate big ugly far-breethin' dragone that's dun kilt a bunch of Nights tryin' to save the princess.

I don't want to tell much moor of the story cuz it mite ruin it fer you but it is funny, I ken tell you that. The princess's voice is Cameron Diaz and the king's voice is John Lithgow.

Wot I reely luv about this here moovie asides the funny ritin' is the auntimasion that the cartune fellars put in here. There is all kinds of reel lookin' things thruout the moovie. Also, it has grate moosic that incloods sum rock and role.

The moovie is not fer little kids tho. It ain't that sceery or nothin'. It's jist that you have to be sofisticated enuff to git the adult humoor like I am. But even little kids wood enjoy the pretty pitchers.

Well, the last time I rote sumthin' a gy called it crazy but that don't stop me. Like that fellar Robin Williams says, "we knead a little crazy."

Hope you see this here film cuz it is funnylike.