Toaster won't toast?

The Quirkiest toaster I've owned...

Toasting is pretty much out of the question with this one.
The same setting day one will burn your bread to bits, and day two it will barely make it warm. (Maybe it has something to do with planetary alignment?)

The Convection setting on this toaster works well, however.
I use it for reheating Pizza, mostly. (Also great for Shrinkie-Dinks.)


Most importantly, this is *not* something you want around small children. That oh-so-pretty exterior gets scary hot! It actually burned my forearm so badly that I needed medical attention.


I'd never recommend this toaster to anyone....ever.