DAMN FINE AUTOMOBILE

The Sable is definitely the greatest car ever built by human hands. It has great pickup, a high top-line, and a sleek, stylish aesthetic interface. I've owned mine for two years, and its never backed up on me once. I've never had to take it into the shop, and it still purrs like a kitten every time I turn the key. Yeah, the Mercury Sable is definitely the best that America, and the world, for that matter, has to offer. I will also add that I am terrible at driving in reverse, and two days ago I hit a steel pole going fifteen miles per hour. When I got out and looked, there was NO MARK on the car whatsoever, how about that for durability. I think that EVERYONE on EARTH should buy this vehicle, it is by far the greatest thing I have EVER laid my eyes upon.