A toaster is a toaster is a toaster...I think

It's a good looking toaster and that's about it. It doesn't brown four slices of bread evenly. You have to use it (mine) like a two slice toaster. Bagels come out alright, haven't tried to toast two whole bagels yet. I'm saving that thrill ride for the weekend! The writing was on the wall - we should have figured it out when the clerk at the local Williams-Sonoma tried to push off a returned toaster to us. Who returns a toaster? Answer: Someone who figured out that a $20.00 toaster makes toast just as good as a $80.00 toaster. Wow, imagine all the bread - less stylishly though - that you could save, buy and toast.