My Personal "Sir Mix-a-Lot" - KitchenAid 5 Speed Mixer

(With apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot and, well, the entire body of Rap musicians...)

My babe was lookin' for a chocolate fix
So I grabbed me some flour and I started to mix

The dough got thick and hard as paste
But wit' my baby fiendin', I had no time to waste

I pulled out my KitchenAid and plugged it in
It don't take up space 'cause it's nice and thin

I got the model called Classic Plus 5
It's a "butta" machine, and that ain't no jive

It's got a good handle and it has five speeds
For the mixin' I do, its got what I needs

For a longer job your arm won't get sore
'cause it ain't too heavy - but wait, there's more

The handle is nice and easy to hold
It wipes off easy so it won't grow mold

It's got a cord that's nice and long
(I hope you're enjoying my mixer song)

It's not too loud but it's got lotsa power
Does the job so well makes me wanna holler

When ya want a shake, there's a special beater
Ya use by itself - it couldn't be neater

Comes apart quick so it cleans in a snap
(don't worry, we're almost at the end of my rap)

So I made my babe the stuff he was cravin'
And about my mixer I'll still be ravin'

It works for batters and mixes and doughs.
This rap was cool - much more phat than prose!!!

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For those who absolutely, positively think an appliance review is unacceptable without them, the stats are listed below.

5 SPEED CLASSIC PLUS HAND MIXER
Features:
Easy-to-Use 5 Speed Control
Powerful Enough to Mix Double Batches of Cookie Dough
Beater Ejector Button (Oversized)
Stainless Steel Liquid Blender Rod Attachment
Comfortable Ergonomically
Electronic Mixing Sensor
Rounded Power Cord
Protected Air Vents
Heel Rest
Stainless Steel Turbo Beaters™
Assembled with Pride in Greenville, Ohio

Dimensions:
Height 6.4" Width 3.5"
Depth 7.5" Weight 3.6 lbs

1-Year Hassle-Free Replacement Warranty

Price:
$ 59.99 Retail Price

Manufacturer's website and product details
http://kitchenaid.suresource.com/itemdetail-netcache.asp?uid=2003020921041587&Item=KHM5TBWH&edp=23284&itemcat=KHM5TBZZ

No animals were harmed in the writing of this review, but Hubby said my wanna-be rap hurt his ears.

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This review is the ninth installment of "Around My House in 28 Days," my response to the challenge leveled by amykhar. The challenge is to post one review every day for the whole month of February. Well, at least it's a short month. I'm starting at my door and going counter-clockwise around the house, reviewing whatever's in sight (and on this site). So far it's been the bathroom, now the kitchen...





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