Oh my...
Pros:
Alyssa Milano naked, lesbian sex orgy, good movie
Cons:
I wasn't in this movie
The Bottom Line:
I love vampire movies and this is a decent one. Expect alot of sex and a little blood.
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Author's Review
Man, I loved this movie for so many reasons.
I love vampires movies.
I love Alyssa Milano.
I love lesbian sex orgies.
I love Alyssa Milano in a lesbian sex orgy.
This movie was very good, I think.
The plot was shallow, yes.
We don't learn the vampire's background until late in the movie, true.
The vampire doesn't bite anyone during the movie, so how can we be sure he is a vampire?
I actually loved this movie. It was perfectly within the vampire genre, darkness, blood, and sex. Everything a real vampire is. This genre seems to be forgotten by modern day Hollywood.
Enter the Vampire, played by Martin Kemp, who was falling in love with a princess until he was captured by three vampire nymphettes, who lick his whole body, and eventually bite him, turning him into a vampire.
Why he didn't bite the princess at the time doesn't matter!
Anyways, he has waited hundreds of years for her essense to be reborn in someone. In this case, it is Charlotte, a young virgin in college, who has been having sexual dreams concerning her and men, women, men and women, women and women, and everything. At the same time, her friends are convincing her to get laid. And her boyfriend is being very tempting.
The vampire is upset about that. He needs her to remain a virgin for three more days, and since he can't do anything during the day, her boyfriend is working his magic.
All the vampire can do is try to keep her awake, or at least not sleeping, by making her have very erotic dreams.
Anyways, the vampire kills some people, once by slamming a girls head up against Charlotte's door until she dies, and then he licks the blood off the door.
Eventually, he takes her to his loft, somehow her boyfriend saves her, yada yada yada, her boyfriend takes her virginity and the vampire has to wait another couple hundred years.
Sure the story has been done alot. The film is lacking. Plot is terrible.
But do the other films have Milano naked?
This film came out in 1994, and was ahead of its time, really. Directed by Anne Goursaud (Epstein), who also worked in Bram Stoker's Dracula in 1992 as an editor, did a decent job in this film.