Embrace of the Vampire

Pros: Alyssa Milano being naughty...

Cons: An otherwise horrible film

Review: When I was a kid, I had an unquenchable crush on Alyssa Milano, after seeing her on "Who's the Boss" and portrayed as Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter in "Commando." Naturally, I'm all grown up now, and so's Alyssa; and while I still...

Pros: Haunting, different, erotic

Cons: cheap, and occasionally gratuitous

Review: I have heard this film described as the greatest of the "naked lesbian vampire orgy on a college campus" genre. Using this as our jumping off point, we can explore it as being a member of this genre.

Its genre dictates a low budget...

Pros: Alyssa Milano naked, lesbian sex orgy, good movie

Cons: I wasn't in this movie

The Bottom Line: I love vampire movies and this is a decent one. Expect alot of sex and a little blood.

Review: Man, I loved this movie for so many reasons.

I love vampires movies.

I love Alyssa Milano.

I love lesbian sex orgies.

I love Alyssa Milano in a lesbian sex orgy.

This movie was very good, I think....

Pros: Very erotic, Alyssa's best work

Cons: Rather silly

Review: This is the first and the best of the Alyssa Milano nudie films, which annihilated her good girl image forever, and led to her currently working actress status.  It was produced by Ministry of Film, a phantom company of Penthouse (information Milano...

Pros: Alyssa's ...

Cons: Plot, Story, Hokey ending

The Bottom Line: From the male point of view; combine a silly overused plot with Alyssa Milano's unadorned finer points and you have a film worth watching. Barely!

Review: What’s wrong with Hollywood’s horror screen writers? Can’t they come up with something that’s never been done before. I wonder? It seems like I have seen at least a dozen movies with some variation of the plot in Embrace of the Vampire. ...

Pros: hm...Alyssa Milano naked is a generally good thing.

Cons: The film has a really weak script, flat direction, and uninspired performances.

The Bottom Line: If you're an Alyssa Milano completist, or have thought about stalking her, then this film is for you (it might even keep you out of jail).

Review: Embrace of the Vampire: New Line Cinema
Rating: USA: R/ Unrated/ UK: 18/ Australia: MA

Poor vampires…of all of horror’s archetypal monsters, none has been more abused than the nosferatu. Sure, things started out well...

Pros: Skin, skin, and more skin, if you are into that sort of thing.

Cons: The rest of the movie.

The Bottom Line: Checking in at just over 90 minutes, Embrace of the Vampire is worth it only if you want to see copious amounts of Alyssa Milano and little else.

Review: To label 1995's Embrace of the Vampire Alyssa Milano's coming of age flick is a gross understatement; she is topless, flaunting her near perfect milky white breasts in almost every other scene after all. One needn't wonder why Milano decided to do ...

Pros: Alyssa Milano... um yea that is about all

Cons: DVD price, weak script, flat characters, terrible Vampire, and a terrible ending.

The Bottom Line: Embrace Of The Vampire is full of sex and pointless flat characters, not to mention one of the worst Vampires ever captured on screen.

Review: Children Of The Night... Ever since 1922 silent film Nosferatu, vampire movies have been terrifying movie goers for nearly 85 years. Soon vampires entered the world of sound with the 1931 Universal movie, Dracula with Bela Lugosi who helped shape the ...

Pros: Alyssa Milano's ample nude scenes.

Cons: Everything else.

The Bottom Line: Has no redeeming qualities other than to view Ms. Milano in one of her first 'Grown-Up' roles (not too mention her multiple topless scenes).

Review: The title of this review says it all doesn't it? The film as a whole is quite boring, slow-moving and overall pretty silly. It does have Alyssa Milano in it, and she has some quite racy scenes. This of course was one of her first movies she'd been in...

Pros: Alyssa Milano nakkid a lot; The filmologies on the DVD

Cons: Everything else.

The Bottom Line: Get this movie to see a soft porn staring Alyssa Milano. The rest of the movie is good for unintended laughs.

Review: Despite this movie's title, it's not even close to being a horror flick. This is a very low budget made-for-cable style soft porn with a rather random vampire element thrown in to make it seem more legit. The main reason for movie was made was to show ...