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This toaster is the epitome of great looks AND nothing else. It snorts, clicks, clatters and chugs like one of those old steam locomotives and it makes toast at a pace that is slower then slow.

It should come with a programmable clock which can be programmed the night before to start the toasting an hour prior to waking up.

Forget this one if you have a job and limited time to get ready in the morning! You won't be eating much toast.