I must have angered the gods.

I bought this car for $12 at a government auction. I usually drive it around town when I'm looking for old dishwashers and ovens on my neighbors' front lawns. I get a lot of money for those old appliances from the junk dealer. His name is Fred Sanford. He runs the junkyard with his son. But back to the car. The car has a GM 305 CID V-8 with a two-barrel carb. and vinyl seats for you and a lovely lady, if you like ladies that is. The windshield was extremely transparent and therefore had an enhanced safety feature over my previous GM cars. It has some rust spots, but I tend to park the car on the beach, during high tide, even though I live in Vermont. The kids seem to like the car. I carry their friends to the Little League games at night and only a few of the kids have fallen out. But luckily most have fallen away from the car, except for that little Timmy, who got caught up in the wheel-well. But that didn't stop the car from moving. I was able to finish dropping off the rest of the team. The car needs more chrome though, especially on the inside. I'd chrome the entire dashboard if I were GM, and I'm not. Sure, it might get hot inside that car in the summer time, if the dashboard was chrome, but like I didn't get a chance to say before, I'm stupid. I once hit a shark with my car, and like I said, I live in Vermont. My brother lives in New Hampshire and he did nothing but sniff glue for the 6 years we were in high school.