1983 Chevrolet El Camino

Pros: No one would steal it, so it tends to have low insurance rates.

Cons: It's an El Camino.

The Bottom Line: I love this car and I can't wait to get another one for the tree in my front yard.

Review: I bought this car for $12 at a government auction. I usually drive it around town when I'm looking for old dishwashers and ovens on my neighbors' front lawns. I get a lot of money for those old appliances from the junk dealer. His name is Fred Sanford....