Fearsome Felines and Ferocious Kitties in Fantastically Fearful Photos

It is the dark of night, all is quite in the sleepy house except the ticking of an antiquated clock somewhere in the dark counting the time as it will do eternally and the steady padding of some mysterious and unseen creature creeping from shadow to shadow, its glowing eyes intent on the fulfillment of an ancient vendetta. The haphazard humans sleeps cozily in their warm beds heaped high with blankets and comforters, stuffed with goose down pillows and other luxuries never suspecting that all is not right in their controlled little world where they happily assume an air of superiority. The silent night is suddenly shattered by the resounding sound of a favorite plate bequeathed by some long departed ancestor as it tumbles from its honored place high atop the counter to its dramatic destruction on the hard floor below. The unsuspecting humans are jarred from sleep and dreams of unaffordable joys by the sudden unexpected disruption of the night that intrudes into their perfect world of utter control. The silent sound of padding paws drifts into the night alongside another more mysterious sound as of someone lowly chuckling in Machiavellian glee. Could it be Kitty? Perchance an accidental slip of one of those graceful paws sent the much beloved plate to its destruction? Surely, the purring ball of fluff and the faint aura of something distinctly tuna that awaits you happily with wide innocent eyes is not capable of such a destructive binge. No, Kitty is innocent, you now believe as she wishes as you stare deep into those hypnotic eyes and scoop out another round of tuna. Welcome to the darker side of feline behavior. You are now entering the kitty zone . . . .

A gigantic and very disgusting fur ball deposited expertly in the center of your favorite and utterly irreplaceable, phenomenally expensive carpet, a slough of litter deviously kicked out of the cat box with the seemingly accidental slip of a paw, the chewing of a cherished book, the devouring of your favorite gold fish, all accidents of nature . . . Or are they? What are those graceful puff balls thinking of as they effortlessly slink across the carpet, intent on some unknown mission into parts of the house you rarely ever think about much less visit. What are they scheming as they innocently wash their fat faces and viciously pull their toes in an effort to rid themselves of that disgusting human smell that their owners insist on placing in their fur with the casual stroking of a hand as Kitty wanders past on her daily patrol. What are they dreaming of as they excitedly twitch in their sleep? Reader beware, this book holds back none of the dark secrets of the society of felines and fat kitties. Perchance you dare to turn the pages, revealing the secrets that kitties worldwide have been denying for years. This book is not for the faint of heart! The devious behavior of delinquent kitties is revealed in full! Every shocking image clarifies the dark side of feline nature, the ultimate search for destruction of beloved household items that is programmed into every fat fur ball, yes even the kitty that is just now peaking over your shoulder, or placing herself in front of your screen desperately seeking to keep you from the knowledge of her true nature, of her ultimate goals of sabotaging your plans and destroying your house. Dare you look further? Dare you scrape back the layers of deceit and kitty cunning to reveal the full, hilariously goofy nature that is the cat? Dare you delve further into the feline nature or should you turn back, unable to withstand the hilarity in this book and in those goofy, devious, little fur balls that really control you? Dare you seek the answers you pathetic human?

Every image in this shocking revelation of the cat reveals the true side of felines gone bad. Every photo dares to remove the secret aura surrounding the cat and explains, in stark sentences of utter hilarity and undeniable wit the truth behind the photo; the truth we humans suspected yet never dared to admit. Although the book is small in size, not even as large as a regular mass market paperback, there are many images each with a small segment of hilarious dialogue. The images are sent in by readers therefore they are not professional photographs. There is one image per page. So, if you are brave of heart, or simply a kitty connoisseur, then I recommend you purchase this book immediately before your kitty discovers what you are up to and sabotages your ordering plans by expertly plopping on your lap for a three hour snooze thus causing all of your movement to be impended by a gigantic kitty body and mounds of fat cat hair. Beware the hypnotic eyes . . . .

Countess_Eva (who is also owned by a devious cat of the most goofy kind and expects a long meowing lecture from a very mad kitty after she discovers I have authored this review!)