I Peed My Pants, But It's The Coolest

"Suntan lotion is good for me," says Billy (played by the great comedian Adam Sandler) as he forms a smiley face on his stomach. Then he gets out of the pool because it's nudey magazine day and he hasn't checked the mail.

This movie is about a guy named Billy Madison who has a big shot dad. His dad owns a chain of Madison Hotels and was going to pass them on to Billy when he retired. Unfortunately for Billy, his father is having second thoughts about giving his hotels to a grown man that chances fake penguins and couldn't even get through school on his own. (His father paid his teachers to pass him.) Instead he is thinking of turning the business over to an assistant, Eric, who Billy doesn't like.

Luckily, Billy talks his father into giving him a second chance to prove that he is ready to take on the business. The deal: Billy must complete every grade (k-12) with two weeks for each grade. If he could do so, then the company is his. If he fails, the company will be handed over to Eric.

Everything was going fine until Eric black-mailed Billy's elementary principal to make a statement that he had been bribed by Billy to pass him. When Billy heard this, he gave up his deal and went back to getting drunk as he used to, but then his third grade teacher (his love interest in the movie) talks some sense into him. He challenges Eric to a contest to see who knows the most about subjects taught in high school.

Who wins and whether Billy gets the girl, well you'll just have to watch the movie and see what happens.

Billy Madison is not only full of funny happenings like one of Billy's 3rd grade classmates peeing his pants and Billy putting water on his pants so the whole class won't make fun of his friend. That automatically makes peeing your pants the coolest. Another great part is lighting sh*t on fire and sticking it on a couple's porch. There are many more funny parts and just too many to name them all. Not only is this movie full of funny scenes, but it also contains other hilarious comedians like Chris Farley (the bus driver) and Norm McDonald (one of Billy's friends).

You can rent this movie at any rental store, and I know they sell it at WalMart. Hope you get a chance to watch it and enjoy laughing until you cry.