No big trouble for 'Big Trouble'

Dave Barry has once again risen to the murky surface, circumcising a dying foreskin, revitalizing the precious gem that is syndicated humor columnist bliss. What more could one man accomplish? Publishing best-selling non-fiction and winning a Pulitzer Prize with undaunted cleverness, wit and undulation, Barry has rapidly captivated the attention of followers of every genre' with his current best-seller, Big Trouble.
Giving the impressive and unique (what i call) 'Seinfeld' approach, Barry scantly places his characters on a literary checkerboard, manifesting their lives into one central yet, highly expansive, common bond. And with one farcical flick of the wrist, exposes the underbelly of sheer and suspenseful, yet anxiously exhausting, tomfoolery.
Displaying a jagged array of droll characters, combined with a highly explosive and nuclear 'fin', this book has deflated any previous whims i've had on permanently moving to the city...