Bad Santa

Pros: Thornton at his best

Cons: Some uptight folks may get offended... wait, that's a 'Pro.'

The Bottom Line: The Bottom Line is by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.

Review: I loves me a movie that takes a tradition sacred to many and just warps it and tweaks it and stomps all over it. That takes guts. Bad Santa is one of the best at this that I've seen so far. What we have here is a department store Santa played ...

Pros: Lauren Grahams smile, Billy Bob's humor, and Tony Cox as Marcus

Cons: Language

The Bottom Line: I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes during several scenes in what could be the holiday seasons best movie.

Review: If I would have known that I would have little kids peeing in my lap for the next 30 days I would have killed myself a long time ago. I still might. -Bad Santa Not since Dan Akroyd donned ...

Pros: absolutely hilarious

Cons: some pacing issues, nothing major

The Bottom Line: Bad Santa is by far the best comedy of 2003, not to mention one of the best films of the year period.

Review: I first saw a preview for Bad Santa about four weeks ago. I hadn't laughed that hard or that consistently at just a preview in a very very long time. That being said, I was nervous about this flick because there are oh so many times where ...

Pros: Great and outrageously funny!!

Cons: None to date.

The Bottom Line: I highly recommend it!! It's truly hilarious and outrageously funny!! Get ready for continuous nonstop laughter!!!

Review: WHY BAD SANTA? This is one bad funky-dope outrageously hilarious and funny movie!! It will have you laughing so hard that your sides will ache!!! The ridiculously funny hilarious antics of the characters in this film will have you rolling on the floor ...

Pros: Best screenplay in awhile and a set of perfect performances

Cons: None at all

The Bottom Line: Bad Santa is hilarious and very entertaining. Talented director Terry Zwigoff and a great cast really deliver a wonderful film.

Review: Bad Santa has gotten exactly the reviews I had expected. Folks are not on the fence about this one and apparently you either get it or you don’t. I walked out of this blown away with a HUGE smile on my face. For what is actually a bitingly ...

Pros: Exactly how you'd expect your local mall Santa to be!

Cons: Not for the granny, old aunts or uncles!

The Bottom Line: A non-traditional Christmas film for those of us who are tired of the same old stuff.

Review: When you go to the mall every year to see that Santa that reeks of Alcohol and canned tuna, have you ever really wondered what kind of sad screwed up life he leads? Well apparently Billy Bob Thornton did. Either that or he must have actually had a job ...

Pros: Funny, crude, in-your-face, kind of has a point

Cons: Maybe a little too much for some people

The Bottom Line: This is a great movie, but not for kids or the faint of heart. As long as you're not a prude you'll find SOMETHING to laugh at.

Review: In this movie, Billy Bob Thornton plays a guy who, with his dwarf buddy, put on a Santa gig at different malls across the country, ripping them off after closing when the time is right and running to another state. The two of them then split up every ...

Pros: everyone's (principles and extras) performances were outstanding.

Cons: Focus-Group ending/dark turn.

The Bottom Line: If you've had it with all that feel-good holiday crap, then you MUST see Bad Santa. It will restore your faith in the true "holiday spirit"

Review: If you use "bad" to mean "good", then Bad Santa is very bad, indeed. Billy Bob Thorton plays Willy Stokes, a drunkard/safecracker, who with the help of his dwarf-friend Marcus (Tony Cox) robs shopping malls after posing as Santa during the holiday ...

Pros: Billy Bob Thornton, Lauren Graham, Tony Cox, John Ritter, Bernie Mac. the story

Cons: Tony Cox's wife on the movie

The Bottom Line: I would recommend this movie to anyone who loves a great comedy with plenty of laughs.

Review: =Genre= Comedy =Plot= Willie and Marcus have a scheme going that gets them money every end of the year and it's worked for them for the longest time. When the malls across the country start setting up Christmas displays and hiring Santas to ...

Pros: a really good film and really funny

Cons: none.

The Bottom Line: one of the best films iv seen and a long while.

Review: " When washed-up crooked and corupt department store santa, Willie T.Stokes (Billie Bob Thornton) isnt making appearnces at shopping malls, hes a safecracker who make a annual big score on christmas eve. But when Willie and his midget partner, Marcus ...