elvira mistress of the dark calendar

A goofy, campy, poke at puritanism and a sly wink at a host of horror films, ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK is much more fun than it has any right to be. Dreaming of financing her own show in Las Vegas, Elvira leaves Hollywood in her customized Macabremoblie to claim what she thought was an inheritance. However, upon arriving in Fallwell, MA, all she finds is two drooling yokels, an overzealous morality brigade and a creepy great-uncle with more on his mind than long-lost relatives. With her penchant for double entendres and low cut dresses, Elvira scandalizes the town and soon finds herself in danger of being burned at the stake, jeopardizing her chances of ever making it to Vegas.

Elvira Elvira® busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut. When her Great Aunt dies, famed horror hostess Elvira® heads for the uptight New England town of Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch's cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen's ample assets, all hell busts out and breaks loose. Can 'The Madonna Of The Macabre' find love with a studly cinema owner, avoid her creepy Great Uncle, titilate the town's teens and become a Las Vegas dance sensation all without being burned alive at the stake? Cassandra Peterson stars in this sexy comedy hit, filled with wild wisecracks, campy chaos and scary movie spoofs, all poured into the lowest-cut black gown in horror movie history! Includes a 4 Page... Less

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Item Description : Elvira Mistress of the Dark Electrifying Lightning Black Dress Tee Shirt S-3XL made from 100% pre-shrunk medium weight cotton.Every item we sell is original and fully licensed.If a shirt is designated as distressed, the design contains intentional skips and voids which give the shirt a worn-in or vintage look. These are part of the actual design and do not reflect poor printing.The images shown are provided by the manufacturer and in some cases the actual design, when print

(50 count) You've got the whole beautiful country in your hand with this scenic 13-month calendar. Even people with busy schedules will take the time to view the National Parks, shoreline and the breathtaking mountain vistas shown in this calendar. Full Color Calendar! 13 month appointment calendar with high-quality imagery. Calendar Spine: Staple bound spine. Please Note: Imprints in black in only.

(100 count) You've got the whole beautiful country in your hand with this scenic 13-month calendar. Even people with busy schedules will take the time to view the National Parks, shoreline and the breathtaking mountain vistas shown in this calendar. Full Color Calendar! 13 month appointment calendar with high-quality imagery. Calendar Spine: Staple bound spine. Please Note: Imprints in black in only.

(500 count) You've got the whole beautiful country in your hand with this scenic 13-month calendar. Even people with busy schedules will take the time to view the National Parks, shoreline and the breathtaking mountain vistas shown in this calendar. Full Color Calendar! 13 month appointment calendar with high-quality imagery. Calendar Spine: Staple bound spine. Please Note: Imprints in black in only.

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