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Giving new meaning to the joy of playing with oneself, Where's Dildo? puts an adult spin on 100 word games,visual puzzlers, and brainteasers that will all keep the mind (and body) turned on. Sexy word sudoku, naughty crosswords,X-rated word scrambles, kinky trivia quizzes, enticing mazes, racy picture finds, and more fun-for-one are divided into four levels of difficulty, from beginner to expert. The Wire-O package conveniently lays flat and travels discreetly. So, grab a pencil and get busy: long plane rides and evening commutes will never be the same.

The Large Blade Watch is made of modern enamel and stainless steel logo top ring 40mm dial enhanced by genuine patent leather band and stainless steel roller buckle. Available in black.

Built for bountifulness, these planters are substantially lighter than you'd think. Handcrafted of reinforced plastic and fiberglass with a hand-painted finish that is rust and leak resistant. Small planter, 19.75"Dia. x 10.5"T. Medium planter, 27.5...

The Large Blade Watch is made of modern enamel and stainless steel logo top ring 40mm dial enhanced by genuine patent leather band and stainless steel roller buckle. Available in black.

Designed for large carpeted areas, the Pacific Alpha large area vacuum thoroughly cleans a 26 inch path in one pass. The Alpha has a 24" brush roll with 2" of edge cleaning for a total vacuuming path of 26". It maneuvers easily around obstacles, while the motorized carpet brush helps propel the machine, minimizing operator fatigue. The chevron bristle pattern draws dirt to the vacuum intake for efficient cleaning. With 5 different brush height adjustments, you can set the brush at the perfect height for optimum recovery on any style carpet.

EXCLUSIVE Make them yours in a heartbeat. Send this luxurious gathering of red and white roses, pastel lilies, Queen Anne lace, monte casino and more, elegantly hand-crafted inside a chic glass cylinder vase filled with romantic rose petals. Chic arrangement of red roses, white roses, pastel lilies, Queen Anne lace, monte casino, variegated pittosporum and seeded eucalyptus Beautifully hand-designed by our florists in a clear glass cylinder vase filled with rose petals; vase measures 6"H Makes a stunning centerpiece arrangement for intimate dinner celebrations Large arrangement measures approximately 24"H x 16"L Medium arrangement measures approximately 22"H x 15"L Small arrangement measures approximately 20"H x 14"L Our florists select the freshest flowers available so floral colors and... Less

This illuminated vacancy sign has 2 display options: "no vacancy" or "vacancy". The acrylic fixture can be mounted to a wall, displayed on a window or hung from a ceiling. All hardware is included! The illuminated vacancy sign is 22.25 x 15.5 inches. This illuminated vacancy sign, like a light up motel display, can be seen outdoors when hung in windows. This product will stick directly onto the inside of a window or can hang with the hook and chain system enclosed. This illuminated vacancy sign has chrome standoffs with screws to attach the display to walls as well. This display is for indoor use, mount only to interior surfaces. The illuminated vacancy sign has a switch that is located on the cord. This feature makes it easy to turn the light off. This illuminated sign that plugs-in... Less

The Measure of Excellence in Self Care Features Seven Removable individual Dayplanners to Take with You Easy to Open, Extra Large Compartments Hold Vitamins and Medications Seven Removable Dayplanners The design of the Medichest Large features removable i

This laminate is just perfect for oversize documents you need to preserve, display, or protect. It's oversized dimensions of 9'' x 11 1/2'' make it great to use on certificates, photos, and magazine articles. You can even use it to preserve family heirlooms, valuables, and awards. Great for small posters on cardstock that you don't want to frame, but still hang on the wall as a display. And since it's laminated and sealed, it will protect documents against fading, yellowing, and page curling. Protect your valuables today with this full size laminate!

Made of solid cast-aluminum that won't rust, each classic urn is covered with a polyurethane finish. Victorian-style base accommodates all sizes. Made in the USA of imported materials. Urn dimensions are for diameter of top rim. Small urn, 14"Dia. x 1...

Reliant slings come in a wide array of styles to meet a variety of client needs. The full-body slings have four point hook up. The soft mesh fabric dries quickly, so slings stay in service. And the new stretch- resistant feature means the slings will hold their shape, for superior support and ease of positioning. For clients and caregivers alike, Reliant slings are designed with comfort and safety in mind. Features Polyester-nylon fabric and/or mesh offers full head and neck support Four-point hook-up Fully padded Available in four sizes: M, L, XL, XXL Specifications Color: Binding: green Material: Mesh Overall Length: 60.5" Commode opening: n/a Overall Width: 45.5" Commode opening: n/a Product Weight Capacity: 450 lb Style: Large, full-body w/o commode opening

Developed to aid beginners in building skills for racquet sports Two-sided paddle is adjustable so it "fits like a glove" Practice forehand and backhand shots Develops hand-eye coordination Set includes 10 hands  - (big~hands~paddle s~)

A fresh vibrant oriental pattern emerges from the gold that coats this vase in a gleaming web of design. The light blue below contrasts with the red band around the top and the designs emphasize peace and tranquility. Hookah Details: Height : 27" Bowl : Vortex Bowl Stem : Sahara Gold Nar Stem With Built-in Auto Seal Vase : Large Exotic Esmeralda Vase Hose : Velvet and Gold Hoses Free With Your Hookah: * Use only water and very gentle wiping to clean exotic vases avoid chemicals as they can damage the finish. * Gold Stems come with Stainless Steel downstems that are not colored to prevent corrosion. * Customers from WA receive 2 50g Jars of our Evolution Tea Shisha instead of HookaH-HookaH.

This illuminated open sign has 3 mounting options: chains for hanging, suction cups for windows or standoffs for wall mount. The clear acrylic fixture holds a black, 17 x 11 neon style poster. The illuminate open sign is perfect for retail stores. The illuminated open sign, also known as a window display with back lights, is easily noticed by people. This piece is big and the bright glow from the LED panel allows signage stand out. The illuminated open sign is for indoor use only. By hanging the unit inside windows it can be viewed from outside. The backlit illuminated open sign adheres to window glazing or can be hung with the hook and chain system that comes with the item. This unit can mount to a wall with the provided screw and anchor hardware. The corner stand-offs for surface... Less

Premier slings come in a wide array of styles to meet a variety of client needs. The Easy-Fit sling is a secure, easy-to fit general purpose sling, designed for the majority of sling users. Use the Easy-Fit sling for residents who are totally dependent, partially dependent, non-weight bearing, very heavy or have limited head control. Use this sling when transferring the resident from the bed to a wheelchair, recliner or showerchair or from the floor to a bed. The leg straps bundle under both allowing this sling to accommodate amputee patients. This versatile sling provides full head and neck support and can easily be removed or applied to a resident in a seated or supine position. The solid fabric has extra padding for residents with delicate skin.Features Large, Easy Fit Sling Solid... Less

An hour, a day, a weekend–these bags are the perfect get-away bags. Select color when ordering. From Bodhi. Made of cotton canvas with Italian leather trim. Weekender duffel has a removable shoulder strap and padded handle grip; 20.25"W x 9"D x 12.5"T. Flap messenger holds up to a 14" MacBook®; 13.5"W x 2"D x 13"T. Imported.

These handcrafted water fountains come with a ceramic ebony black fluted base and a spectacular black sphere (picture shown with a tan/cream colored sphere-not available). Water flows up through the sphere and gently cascades over the orb to rest again in the pebble filled basin. In all of our water fountains, a standard 110v outlet is required for the quiet, long-lasting, powerful, adjustable-flow water pump that is included. All of our water fountains are re-circulating and do not need an outside water source. Dimensions: Height: 16.5" Length: 11" Availability: Ships from warehouse the next business day. FREE Ground SHIPPING anywhere in the contiguous US!

Made to create balance and harmony in any room Crab-Large Size 14" x 9.5" x 4' Material hand made with solid Mahogany/Teak wood Each item will be unique & imperfect Made in Indonesia

The Large Desert Spring Fountain (DAC112L) is a fiberglass outdoor fountain from Alpine that features simple, contemporary styling. This larger outdoor model fountain is lightweight and incredibly durable thanks to the materials it is made from. You will be able to easily position it anywhere, but it is sturdy enough to withstand harsh weather and severe temperatures. The fiberglass material that it is constructed from gives it a great natural look, but keeps the cost low. You will find this model easy to set up, and simple to maintain. It comes with everything you need, and once operational, it is a totally self contained unit. All you will need is a standard plug outlet or extension cord to make it work. This model is designed for use outside, but can really be placed anywhere depending... Less

Read-along translations and Christ's words in red make this Large Print King James Bible even easier to read. Burgundy leather-look Bible is 6 1/2" x 9 1/2"; includes 1,626 pages. Bold Letter Tabs mark every book of the Old and New Testaments. Complete set of 71 index references self-stick. Clear 1" vinyl labels on page edges won't obstruct reading.

Gallery quality custom Large Canvases. Turn your own images to stunning works of art with our easy to use online Canvas creator.

Universal Gom Stick, push-pull eraser. Refillable with any standard eraser. Assorted colors, blister-carded.

Trekker Gait Trainer Forearm Platform Attachment The Trekker Gait Trainer Forearm Platform Attachment is a lightweight and convenient mobility attachment that converts your Trekker Gait Trainer into an even more stable and easy to use gait trainer and supportive walker. Perfect for users with low dexterity, balance issues and poor motor function, these soft grip forearm platforms provide added control, comfort and support. With three independent points of adjustment, these Forearm Platform Attachments can be adjusted for height, depth, lateral position and the wrist angle can be adjusted for pronation or supination. Sold in pairs. Buy yours today from ActiveForever. com! Trekker Platform Attachment Features: Constructed from lightweight aluminum Individually adjustable... Less

Dimensions 13 x 11 x 3.5 (27.5 linear inches) Capacity 476 cubic inches Weight 1.8 lbs Constructed of Osgoode Marley's soft leather Adjustable backpack straps Top carry handle Large front zipper pocket Metal protective feet Fully lined interior Pen and card organizer in front pocket Roomy main compartment Large twin zip organizer backpack has main zippered compartment that opens wide with interior gusset; it contains a zippered divider back zippered wall pocket. Front twin zippered compartment has interior gusset and contains cell phone and PDA pockets five card pockets and three pen loops. Item is fully leather piped has four brush nickel bag feet. Bag features leather padded handle and two adjustable straps with brush nickel roller buckles.

CFL rectangular wall light that can becustomized with optional swatches Features: Finish: Satin Nickel or Merlot Bronze Diffuser: White Acrylic Compatible with the F5431 series swatch sets (sold separately) CFL ballast is 120/277V Electronic (Standard) Energy efficient ADA compliant: Fixture meets specifications of the Americans with Disabilities Act Damp location rated Dimensions: 8" (W) x 14-3/8" (H) x 3-7/8" (Extension) Lamping: 2 x 24W Twin Tube CFL 4-pin 2G11 Base (Not Included) Palette Flex Media System Offering an exciting new way to customize the lighting fixtures to match other interior finishes. Each Palette fixture accepts any of eight standard flex media options, with materials including cork, fabric, grasscloth and artisan papers. Each material is mounted onto a thin film,... Less

power top. Urban industry is grounded in a stash space of mixed materials. Silvery tunnels converge on metal lid in cool contrast to warm mango wood box (with exposed spline joinery). Single corner of top angles up where box angles in for easy access to smalls inside. Magnets hold top/bottom secure. -Boxes are made from solid mango wood with natural oil finish -Metal lid with silver tunnel design -Magnetic box holds lid secure -Made in India -See dimensions below

Brass accented, large analog hygrometer keeps track of the relative humidity in medium to large cigar humidors. Accurate to within +/- 5%, easy-to read, bold numbers, adjustment screw on back for calibration, when necessary. Installs easily. Be sure you have one in your humidor.

Giving new meaning to the joy of playing with oneself, Where's Dildo? puts an adult spin on 100 word games,visual puzzlers, and brainteasers that will all keep the mind (and body) turned on. Sexy word sudoku, naughty crosswords,X-rated word scrambles, kinky trivia quizzes, enticing mazes, racy picture finds, and more fun-for-one are divided into four levels of difficulty, from beginner to expert. The Wire-O package conveniently lays flat and travels discreetly. So, grab a pencil and get busy: long plane rides and evening commutes will never be the same.