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Giving new meaning to the joy of playing with oneself, Where's Dildo? puts an adult spin on 100 word games,visual puzzlers, and brainteasers that will all keep the mind (and body) turned on. Sexy word sudoku, naughty crosswords,X-rated word scrambles, kinky trivia quizzes, enticing mazes, racy picture finds, and more fun-for-one are divided into four levels of difficulty, from beginner to expert. The Wire-O package conveniently lays flat and travels discreetly. So, grab a pencil and get busy: long plane rides and evening commutes will never be the same.

Starring Madeleine Carroll, Sterling Hayden, Flora Robson, Leo G. Carroll, Mary Anderson, Cecil Kellaway, Dorothy DandridgeDirected by Edward H. GriffithBahama Passage is a leisurely bit of Technicolor exotica starring Madeleine Carroll and her future husband Sterling Hayden. Based on Nolson Hayes' novel Dildo Cay, the story takes place on a remote Bahaman island where the principal commodity-in fact, the only—is salt. The owner of the island is young Adrian (Sterling Hayden), who inherited Dildo Cay from his family. The stultifying dullness of life on the island has caused all the wives of Adrian's forebears to eventually descend into insanity, and it looks as though the same thing might happen to Adrian's sweetheart Carol (Madeleine Carroll), despite her uncanny ability to... Less

This large corkboard has an enclosed design to keep messages safe. The swing-open door has a locking mechanism to prevent theft and vandalism. This large corkboard for announcements measures 38.75 inches wide by 38.75 inches tall. Silver aluminum frame. This indoor large corkboard is commonly used to post important notices, event dates, announcements or customer information. This large cork board often holds notices in hotel and office lobbies, schools, libraries and community centers. This tack board, large corkboard has a single lockable polystyrene door for safely posting documents or graphics. The large cork area comfortably exhibits important information behind a closed door. This large corkboard has a contemporary satin anodized aluminum frame. This large corkboard, also known as a... Less

Built for bountifulness, these planters are substantially lighter than you'd think. Handcrafted of reinforced plastic and fiberglass with a hand-painted finish that is rust and leak resistant. Small planter, 19.75"Dia. x 10.5"T. Medium planter, 27.5...

Designed for large carpeted areas, the Pacific Alpha large area vacuum thoroughly cleans a 26 inch path in one pass. The Alpha has a 24" brush roll with 2" of edge cleaning for a total vacuuming path of 26". It maneuvers easily around obstacles, while the motorized carpet brush helps propel the machine, minimizing operator fatigue. The chevron bristle pattern draws dirt to the vacuum intake for efficient cleaning. With 5 different brush height adjustments, you can set the brush at the perfect height for optimum recovery on any style carpet.

Light and airy and always on-trend, our exclusive tunic set will keep you one foot ahead of the pack. Style with a glossy lip and handheld bag to complement the look. Oatmeal linen. Round collar; button front. Three-quarter sleeves; tabbed; front patch pockets. Natural rise. Full-length; 31" inseam; 20" leg openings. Imported.

Made of solid cast-aluminum that won't rust, each classic urn is covered with a polyurethane finish. Victorian-style base accommodates all sizes. Made in the USA of imported materials. Urn dimensions are for diameter of top rim. Small urn, 14"Dia. x 1...

Features: Please note that no two shofars are alike. The photo is shown as an example. Color, shape and exact size will vary. The Shofar is the ritual instrument of the ancient and modern Hebrews, the only Hebrew cultural instrument to have survived until now. Of martial origin, the shofar was a priestly instrument in Biblical times. According to the Mishna, two different forms of shofar were used in the Temple. One made of ibex horn, its bell ornamented with gold, was sounded at New Year and during the Yovel Days. The other one, made of ram's horn, with silver ornamentation, was sounded on fast days. Made of a ram's horn. 16"-17" Measured on the outside curve. Model: WIN070 Manufacturer: LARK IN THE AM

This laminate is just perfect for oversize documents you need to preserve, display, or protect. It's oversized dimensions of 9'' x 11 1/2'' make it great to use on certificates, photos, and magazine articles. You can even use it to preserve family heirlooms, valuables, and awards. Great for small posters on cardstock that you don't want to frame, but still hang on the wall as a display. And since it's laminated and sealed, it will protect documents against fading, yellowing, and page curling. Protect your valuables today with this full size laminate!

MADE IN THE USA Shaker style offers practicality and simple design in our Large Shaker Desk. Tapered legs highlight the smooth table surface for work and computer use. A slightly larger option than our original Shaker Desk, this one offers two large front drawers that easily pull out to store important paperwork or crafting materials. Crafted of American hardwood that complies with the Sustainable Forestry Initiative of Northeast forests. A five step finishing process protects the desk from moisture or stains and ensures durability and longevity. Some assembly required. Specify: Chestnut or Golden Oak stain. USA. 30"H x 48"W x 23"D

Reliant slings come in a wide array of styles to meet a variety of client needs. The full-body slings have four point hook up. The soft mesh fabric dries quickly, so slings stay in service. And the new stretch- resistant feature means the slings will hold their shape, for superior support and ease of positioning. For clients and caregivers alike, Reliant slings are designed with comfort and safety in mind. Features Polyester-nylon fabric and/or mesh offers full head and neck support Four-point hook-up Fully padded Available in four sizes: M, L, XL, XXL Specifications Color: Binding: green Material: Mesh Overall Length: 60.5" Commode opening: n/a Overall Width: 45.5" Commode opening: n/a Product Weight Capacity: 450 lb Style: Large, full-body w/o commode opening

This illuminated ATM sign measures 12.25 inches wide by 15.5 inches high. The acrylic display has 3 mounting options: standoffs for fall, suction cups for windows or chains for hanging. The illuminated ATM sign has a similar style to neon displays. The illuminated ATM sign, also known as a lighted bank display, is for indoor use only. This signage can however be viewed from outside. The illuminated ATM sign can stick directly to a glass window with vinyl cup attachments or hang with the hook and chain system. Additionally, this display fixes to drywall with the provided standoff, anchor and screw package. The bank display with backlighting, illuminated ATM sign has four metal stand offs that make the piece only 1-1/8" thick. This frame can be placed in areas where other long neon signage... Less

(1000 count) Eliminate mix-ups with separate area for billing and shipping addresses. Generous description area! 22 description lines. Convenient! Snapset format. Consecutive numbering available. These forms come with the option to have consecutive numbering printed on them. Deluxe Corp Checks & Business Products

An hour, a day, a weekend–these bags are the perfect get-away bags. Select color when ordering. From Bodhi. Made of cotton canvas with Italian leather trim. Weekender duffel has a removable shoulder strap and padded handle grip; 18.25"W x 9"D x 12.5"T. Flap messenger holds up to a 14" MacBook®; 13.5"W x 2"D x 13"T. Imported.

The Volterra acrylic humidor is the ideal solution for a large capacity counter top display for your finest cigars.áThe upright design gives you the capability to exhibit up to 250 cigars without consuming a great deal of counter space. Your cigars can easily be viewed through the Volterra's transparent plexiglas structure. The material used in the Volterra is manufactured using impact resistant cell cast acrylic. For individual cigar storage, the Volterra has 3 extra large shelves with six adjustable acrylic dividers and a lower section to house full boxes of cigars . Features a built-in external mount hygrometer, 2 oblong humidifiers, and a large rear door with two lock and key sets. The Volterra acrylic humidor possess an impressive set of features, handsome design and a great price... Less

When you want to make sure certain important information is visible look no further than the Large Message Center. When crowds or individuals need to be informed about regulations hazards rules or directions this message board has you covered. Its large visible size is hard to miss! Choose from cedar or green single- or double-sided and with or without posts.About Jayhawk Plastics Inc.Since 1973 Jayhawk Plastics Inc. has been producing quality plastic furnishings at reasonable prices. Their commitment to superior customer service and quality products has helped Jayhawk become an industry leader. All of Jayhawk's benches and outdoor plastic products are made from 100% recycled plastic. This material gives you the best of both worlds: products made entirely of recycled plastic that also... Less

Our finest quality Leash and Collar are made from tough yet supple South American cowhide leather. Leash is sewn with tough waxed cording bar tacks; Braided Collar has cording and secure rivets — which are brass, like all the hardware on these. Imported. COLLAR SIZES XS: 15" - fits neck sizes 9"-12" S: 17" - fits neck sizes 11-14" M: 20" - fits neck sizes 13-17" L: 23" - fits neck sizes 16-20" XL: 26" - fits neck sizes 19-23" XS,S are 5/8" wide. M, L, XL are 1" wide

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A Personal Creations Exclusive! Our beautifully detailed pumpkins are artfully crafted of poly resin. Large pumpkins features realistic metal leaves and vine. Choose from 3 designs: Name in Mouth, Haunted House, or Give Thanks. We personalize with any family name, up to 12 characters. The word "Family" will always appear on the Give Thanks pumpkin. Measures 9 1/4"H x 6 1/2"W. Designs come on sizes of pumpkin shown.

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Dozens of beloved basics from the original, one-of-a-kind classic: 1996 KinkyCrafts-- including the Thousand Tailed Flogger, the Bubble Wrap Dildo and many more. These original creative playthings are still in widespread use in toybags all over the world. But as new players and new ideas have flocked into the scene over the last decade, Greenery Press has added even more--and better--ways to turn everyday household materials into bondage equipment, dungeon toys, sex gadgets and even safer sex supplies. The brand-new 21st Century KinkyCrafts includes * 15 new KinkyCrafts projects from craftspeople all over the world * updated instructions * updated illustrations for greater ease of construction * special Lay-Flat binding for easy reference

Durable, versatile duffles designed to haul. Made from tough, PVC-free HardWear Tarp, with outstanding abrasion and puncture resistance. Dimensions: 32"Lx16"Wx14"H Redesigned bottom panel rounds corners to improve durability|Redesi gned carry handles double as backpack-style shoulder straps|Updated tough HardWear Tarp LT top and side panels and extra tough HardWear Tarp XT bottom|Nylon daisy with numerous lash points|Internal mesh pockets at each end|Internal compression straps secure load and reduce stress on zipper when closing|Signature anodized aluminum carry handles on each end|Imported|

Store Search search Title, ISBN and Author Caddie Esoterica by Carlton Thurman Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New quot;Caddie Esoterica quot; is not a novel in the dildo style: its color and shape do not make obvious the senses it would stimulate, nor its intended mode of use. To the New Ur Country Club, on unenchanted Corpus Elvi Island, arrives Carl, a caddie, to record his passage through this strangest of seasons. Carl stands witness to rain, rape, ho

CFL rectangular wall light that can becustomized with optional swatches Features: Finish: Satin Nickel or Merlot Bronze Diffuser: White Acrylic Compatible with the F5431 series swatch sets (sold separately) CFL ballast is 120/277V Electronic (Standard) Energy efficient ADA compliant: Fixture meets specifications of the Americans with Disabilities Act Damp location rated Dimensions: 8" (W) x 14-3/8" (H) x 3-7/8" (Extension) Lamping: 2 x 24W Twin Tube CFL 4-pin 2G11 Base (Not Included) Palette Flex Media System Offering an exciting new way to customize the lighting fixtures to match other interior finishes. Each Palette fixture accepts any of eight standard flex media options, with materials including cork, fabric, grasscloth and artisan papers. Each material is mounted onto a thin film,... Less

By nature all large breed puppies are evolved as carnivores - which means they thrive on a varied diet rich in fresh meats with smaller amounts of fruits, vegetables and grasses. With high ratios of free-run chicken and turkey, whole eggs and wild-caught fish - all farmed or fished locally and delivered fresh each day - Orijen Puppy Large Breed is brimming with the proteins and fats that replicate the same rich and diverse balance of fresh meats that young dogs would encounter in a wilderness setting and nourish them completely. Carbohydrate- limited and grain-free to mirror the natural diet, Orijen Puppy Large Breed bridges the gap between good nutrition and peak health with regional fruits, vegetables and botanicals - including sea vegetables, juniper berries and marigold flowers - that... Less

This illuminated open sign has 3 mounting options: chains for hanging, suction cups for windows or standoffs for wall mount. The clear acrylic fixture holds a black, 17 x 11 neon style poster. The illuminate open sign is perfect for retail stores. The illuminated open sign, also known as a window display with back lights, is easily noticed by people. This piece is big and the bright glow from the LED panel allows signage stand out. The illuminated open sign is for indoor use only. By hanging the unit inside windows it can be viewed from outside. The backlit illuminated open sign adheres to window glazing or can be hung with the hook and chain system that comes with the item. This unit can mount to a wall with the provided screw and anchor hardware. The corner stand-offs for surface... Less

(2000 count) Eliminate mix-ups with separate area for billing and shipping addresses. Generous description area! 22 description lines. Convenient! Snapset format. Consecutive numbering available. These forms come with the option to have consecutive numbering printed on them. Deluxe Corp Checks & Business Products

These Nicaraguan pottery pieces come from San Juan de Oriente, a small village near Nicaragua's capital, Managua, where potters are well known for their excellent clay work. Every artisan in this village works in small family groups and their art is a tradition passed down from generation to generation. Every piece is signed by the individual artist who created it. These fine art pieces are perfect for any southwestern decor and will be cherished for generations. Making pottery begins with the preparation of the clay and shaping of each individual piece. Pieces are polished to remove stones, smoothed out and left ready for the application of color. Designs are drawn or traced onto the pieces with a pencil using different colored oxides. Colors are applied with paintbrushes and once dried... Less