Have you ever wanted to sit down at home and cut objects (including people) without appearing in Silence of the Lambs? If so, this game is for you! The best part of the game is that you can play it in your basement with very little mess. Now I bet your thinking how can I even think about installing this game on my computer when I have penguins on my shoes, shirt, and even covering my Intel inside sticker? The answer is simple, you can't (unless of course you have a windows emulator). For the rest of the population, I suggest you run out a buy a copy right now unless of course you are a violent person. Rather then expose you to violence, we will keep the violence safely contained within yourself. For those of you that are still reading is epinion and did not take my advice, you probably need some other motivation to go out a buy the game.
One good quality of the game is that it teaches the value of forced labor by including a handy idle peasant button. With this idle peasant button you'll never have to worry about your villagers taking breaks around the water cooler while big guys with swords surround the village. Since the game uses time periods to advance in the technology tree (which stops before the invention of daytime television, becuase the nobles would spend to much time wondering if Jerry really would escape from that bear trap on the next General Hospital rather then fighting wars), you will not have to worry about mandatory fifteen minute breaks or eight hours days. You can keep those peasants fueling your war machine all the time!
Now where does the sharp objects come in? Anywhere you want! You can have a good wholesome family entertainment by sending medieval armies to battle each other out with all sorts of sharp objects. Once your screen starts to look like the end of a battle scene in the movie Braveheart, you know your having a good time. And for those of you who don't like violence there are other ways to win the game. However those ways are not as much fun. I would write more but the men with white coats keep insisting that play time is over.