Diablo 2 - Bestseller Series for Windows
- ESRB Descriptor: Animated Blood Animated Gore Animated Violence
- ESRB Rating: M - (Mature)
- Publisher: Blizzard Entertainment
- Genre: Adventure
- Platform: Windows
- Game Series: Diablo
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Diablow 2: THe return of mouse mashing madness
Pros
Comes with free paper...
Cons
you can't give negative star ratings...
Recommended it?
No
The Bottom Line:
Please buy Diablo 2 and send me pictures of dogs having bowel movements on the game cd.
Blizzard an amazing company with a amzingky endless amount of ideas brings us such original stories. For example: War craft brought us... uhm... a strategy version of the hobbit. Warcraft 2 brought us... the hobbit 2. That Warcraft 2 expansion brought us.... a new part to the hobbit 2. Starcraft brought us... the hobbit in space. Starcraft expansion brought us... the hobbit in space, with 3 new things to build. Diablow brought us... the hobbit goes to hell. But just when you think the hobbit couldn't have any more adventures in hell; Diablow returns and brings a whole slew of spooky monsters with him.
This game contains the same intriguing story as the first diablow. NONE. Well there are stupid bookshelves in hell you can read while hoards of spooky demon rats claw at your ankles. So there might be a story but spooky demon rats will kill you if you try and read it.
Well, spooky Diablow somehow survived dying (he is a demon after all) and he's back with a new spell that lock you in a cage. Because you have been bad and need to go in timeout. Diablow looks like Godzilla, I hate Blizzard.
Diablow's new hoards include
Red Demon Rat
Blue Demon Rat
Pink Demon Rat
Cool Ranch Demon Rat
Crystal Demon Rat (can shoot crystals off its back and curl up into a crystal so u can't hurt it)
Skeleton
Skeleton with sword
Skeleton with axe
Skeleton with spear
Skeleton with green beam laser cannon
Skeleton with skin (also known as "zombie")
Demon schluts
With new enemies what can you do? The same thing like the last game... click the mouse like a maniac! See cause Blizzard is trying to do something called difficulty... and to them that means click on something and it dies. GOoD WORK BLIZZARD!
The hobbit is no longer a playable character he has been replaced by cottage cheese legged barbarian, and necrophiliac the magician.
After picking cottage cheese legged warrior I clicked the mouse around a raining town fought crystal demon rats and skeletons with skin and then I got bored and turned it off.
This game contains the same intriguing story as the first diablow. NONE. Well there are stupid bookshelves in hell you can read while hoards of spooky demon rats claw at your ankles. So there might be a story but spooky demon rats will kill you if you try and read it.
Well, spooky Diablow somehow survived dying (he is a demon after all) and he's back with a new spell that lock you in a cage. Because you have been bad and need to go in timeout. Diablow looks like Godzilla, I hate Blizzard.
Diablow's new hoards include
Red Demon Rat
Blue Demon Rat
Pink Demon Rat
Cool Ranch Demon Rat
Crystal Demon Rat (can shoot crystals off its back and curl up into a crystal so u can't hurt it)
Skeleton
Skeleton with sword
Skeleton with axe
Skeleton with spear
Skeleton with green beam laser cannon
Skeleton with skin (also known as "zombie")
Demon schluts
With new enemies what can you do? The same thing like the last game... click the mouse like a maniac! See cause Blizzard is trying to do something called difficulty... and to them that means click on something and it dies. GOoD WORK BLIZZARD!
The hobbit is no longer a playable character he has been replaced by cottage cheese legged barbarian, and necrophiliac the magician.
After picking cottage cheese legged warrior I clicked the mouse around a raining town fought crystal demon rats and skeletons with skin and then I got bored and turned it off.
